I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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