Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
