so explain again why im purple
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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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