Porn is love you can see.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
What drink are we having for lunch?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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