Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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