at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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