No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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