i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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