Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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