Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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