Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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