How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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