I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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