I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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