I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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