DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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