I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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