we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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