Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you never un-have a 4some
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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