Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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