I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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