I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
