Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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