she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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