Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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