Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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