check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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