PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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