haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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