I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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