so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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