the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
That reminds me...we need to get swords
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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