mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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