Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
3pm strippers are depressing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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