You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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