do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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