dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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