good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
