So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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