big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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