Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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