We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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