Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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