Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He has the fingertips of a God
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