I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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