i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He felt like a one man threesome
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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