were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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