i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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