I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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