I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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