Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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