We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
They took my balls.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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