I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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