My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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