O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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