Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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