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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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