I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
